Money Quote by Katherine Pancol

“How loose the silk. How fine and loose and free.”

— Toni Morrison

“No one pressured me, especially famous people who thought their farts should be bottled into a custom-made perfume.”

— Alice Ward

“She’d always said that there must be something very bad about money, because those who needed it most never had it, and so many…

— Alexander Key

“Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a horse’s ass”

— Andrew Breitbart

“I'd rather wear bare skin than raw silk any day.”

— Vicki Hendricks

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“She smells expensive, so when I fuck her …it feels a little bit like shoplifting.”

— Brandon Tietz

“There are no winners in a farting contest.”

— Jonathan H. Roberts

“No one talks about money more than people who have too much of it.”

— Francoise Sagan