Banter Quote by Katherine McIntyre

“Do overcrowded houses breed dogs?”

— Miquiel Banks

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're…

— Dane Cook

“Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy." (petting zoo sign)”

— Katie MacAlister

“You call your child by the names of all your other children and finally the dog before you get to his.”

— Sara Gruen

“There's a card up in your little sweetshop advertising Pomeranian cross puppies free to a good home," he observed. "What's your point?" "I'm not…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

Dog's owners don't call me. It's their neighbors or family members. We call them the whistleblowers, but it's more like the pack. It's making…

— Cesar Millan

“Poor little doggie, you saved HIS child!”

— Mark Twain

You're so bitchy, if you had a guard dog your sign should say 'Beware Of Owner'.

— Anonymous

“BEWARE OF THE DOGS THAT DO NOT BARK”

— P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Learn from the puppies: Don't clutter where you live.”

— James L. Papandrea

“He could hear noises of a pet inside the apartment, one too small to bark like a real dog.”

— Carol O'Connell

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could…

— William Cowper