Call me Quote by Cesar Millan

Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love.…

— Selma Diamond

You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent…

— Susan Orlean

You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

— Garrison Keillor

Dogs like to obey. It gives them security.

— James Herriot

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

— Karel Capek

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

— August Strindberg

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

— Robert Morley

I want to remind people with dogs that they are your responsibility.

— Yu Darvish

You're so bitchy, if you had a guard dog your sign should say 'Beware Of Owner'.

— Anonymous

When someone rings the doorbell my dog always assumes it's for him.

— Anonymous

“Mislabeled the sign,” a cocky voice called from the door. “Should read ‘Doggie Daycare’ with the number of pups packed into this place.”

— Katherine McIntyre

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

— Anonymous