Christmas party Quote by Karina Halle

“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in…

— Craig Ferguson

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the car… He gave her an incredulous look. “Obviously not.” She…

— Karina Halle

“I rubbed my palms on my hips. "It's going to take a lot more than Thanksgiving dinner and a Christmas tree to get laid."…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I took another bite of my ice cream as the girl tried to stop the fight. Ice cream and a fight? Best mall trip…

— Aileen Erin

“over to the Asia Society, and now she’s out doing a bit of Christmas shopping. She says you, ah, you’re meeting her later tonight?”

— Donna Tartt

“Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much.…

— Alan Ball

“Mum looks like someone has told her that Santa will be shortly arriving with that guy from Pride and Prejudice in tow.”

— Melissa Keil

“She didn’t want me to be late. “Sounds painful,” I said. She didn’t care. “It’s money. We need the money.” Then she hung up.…

— J.D. Trafford

“I hope you know Cash is in the kitchen making a to-do list for me and Elliot. You let him play boss for ten…

— Destiny Booze

“Rob, do me a favour, tell your angry boss that I will see her and that when I do, I will be cleaning that…

— Toni Aleo

“She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?”

— Kathleen Brooks