Failure Quote by Karen Marie Moninge Moning

The inspector ate only two of my tiny sandwiches: the first because he hadnt expected it to taste so awful; the second, I think,…

— Karen Marie Moning

“Food should be like this—elemental, honest, a little cruel. It should make no apologies for what it was, and it shouldn’t allow the eater…

— Jade Chang

“me. His clothes were worse than mine, his lunch nonexistent. I never saw him eat. One”

— Tahereh Mafi

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…

— Jesse Petersen

“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after everyone had…

— J.L. Merrow

“Getting seasick?" the inspector asked him at one point. "No. Just sick of myself." "Why?" "Because every now and then I realize what a…

— Andrea Camilleri

“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at…

— Jarod Kintz

“My breath caught in my throat. Buttered biscuits and honey. "You're not what I expected.”

— Myra McEntire

“Often times people make questionable decisions. And even though they already taste the fat regret sandwich headed their way, they do it with a…

— Tessa Bailey

“Oftentimes people make questionable decisions. And even though they already taste the fat regret sandwich headed their way, they do it with a smile.”

— Tessa Bailey

“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.”

— Sue Grafton

“I felt a stack of shelves, and these were filled with plastic bottles and maybe buckets, and one object that felt like the worst…

— Adam Rex