Quote by Kanye West

“have the neck of a thousand giraffes.”

— Mark Time

“Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it!”

— Brenda Lochinger

A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.

— Robert Fulghum

It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.

— Joanna Lumley

“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!”

— Various

Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.

— Geraldine Jewsbury

“I am an evil Giraffe.”

— Eddie Izzard

I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke

— Carlin Whisler

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven…

— Robert Fulghum

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says,…

— Alain Robbe-Grillet