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[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere out of…

— Rush Limbaugh

If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway?…

— Charlaine Harris

Bitch please, I just ate out Monica Lewinsky.

— Mac Miller

“If you were Bill Clinton, how did you justify Monica Lewinsky to Chelsea? What did you say about the cigar and the beret and…

— Chris Bohjalian

Hillary Clinton skated because she's running for president. She clearly violated the law.

— Rudy Giuliani

“I wish girls fell down and died of hunger in the streets, instead of creeping to their garrets and the hospitals. I should like…

— George Gissing

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

— Stephen King

“How could such a picture be in a national newspaper The model had ridiculous breasts the size of pumpkins and lips fat and wet…

— Rose Tremain

“He slowed down at Santa Monica Boulevard, edging around a bedraggled old lady who wore a pink Afro wig and a long skirt dragging…

— Mar Preston

I look forward to the day when being called 'another Monica Lewinsky' refers to the hard work behind a master's degree in social psychology…

— Julie Klausner

“The two Crabfest eaters pulled out bills one at a time. Then they each opened their change purse as though it were a rusted…

— Harlan Coben

Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in the freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer...

— Riff Raff