Cooks Quote by June Allyson

I'm not the perfect bride after all.

— Jenna Bush

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

— Henny Youngman

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live…

— Janet Evanovich

Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.

— Lemmy

I'm a real housewife.

— Teresa Giudice

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife.

— Freddie Mercury

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't.

— Evan Esar

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

— Jimmy Soul

I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order…

— Kate Beckinsale

Both of us are lucky because we married women who are amazing cooks.

— Benji Madden

I'm a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother.

— Alexis Stewart

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

— Chris Diamantopoulos