Allie Quote by Julie Kagawa

“I got a big hole to dig in my back yard for my septic system. Wait a minute... where did my freinds go???”

— Daren Doucet

“But too much going with the flow is heading us into the sewer...”

— Michael Connelly

“Jack: Well, I've never been to New York, but I hear it's for assholes. Odile: It's not. Jack: Well, that's what I heard. Cool…

— Joe Meno

“Jack is somewhere in this city, right now. The thought was like passing by a house where someone was grilling in the back yard.…

— Jane Seville

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“If you are drowning in a sewer, your first concern might be that you are drowning, not how vile you smell.”

— Geraldine Brooks

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot…

— John Cheese

“Sweetie, there’s nothing ‘just’ about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor.”

— Tracy Ewens

“Note to self: When causing the sewer system of Manhattan to explode, do not stand underneath it.-”

— Rick Riordan

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?”

— Melissa Landers