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“This is the most I have ever been in the sewers in one place. If someone had said to me a month ago, 'Hey,…

— Julie Kagawa

“My life is in the toilet, Red. We're talking a serious septic tank situation.”

— Larissa Reinhart

“I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.”

— Phyllis Diller

“There are tiny, dirty rabbit holes that you have not been down that I have. I have taken people down into those tunnels with…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“it ate away at me when i was already full of holes”

— Dawn French

“When you’re in a hole, quit digging!”

— Howard Schultz

“Six hours later, when I returned, I was greeted at the door- and this before it was even opened -by the overpowering smell of…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said, then pulled…

— Cole Alpaugh

“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I…

— David Sedaris

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“Fall in a hole, Steve.   9:45pm Steve just respawned back here. Apparently, he did fall in a hole.   Good.”

— Crafty Nichole

“She bought a bucket. It was made of yellow plastic, and we kept it on the floor in the kitchen, and that was what…

— Jeannette Walls