Stove Quote by Juelz Santana

“Wow,” Sussman said, “you look hot even with the slight disfigurement.” I stopped and turned toward him. “What did you say?” “Um, you look…

— Darynda Jones

Kids only learn that the stove is hot when they put their finger on and they burn it. This, unfortunately, is the limitation of…

— Hasso Plattner

My home kitchen is airy, with a gas stove, a stainless-steel island table in the center and granite countertops. It's very modest but there's…

— Grant Achatz

“But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes again a workshop. It…

— Phyllis McGinley

I bent my head over a stove in my early 20s and picked it up in my 30s.

— Alexandra Guarnaschelli

“Isn’t eight thirty in the morning a little early to start drinking?” “Look,” she snarled, pointing the utensil his way. “In less than a…

— Terri Osburn

“Like it! Yes—the way I'd like a hot stove if I was to set on it long enough. No, Tom, I won't be rich,…

— Mark Twain

“She looked worn from a long day in the office but she did not let one single complaint slip from her lips as she…

— Emily Curtis

Sometimes if you want to know for sure whether the stove is hot, the only way to find out is to touch it.

— Lee Child

“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black hole, sucking…

— Jared Gulian

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

— Phyllis Diller

Basically, I start my morning off with a Bustelo coffee made in a mocha pot - the Bialetti. I warm some milk on the…

— Debi Mazar

“Marcie looked at the ugly thing and took a minute to rearrange her mental picture of the family gathered around the wood-burning stove, replacing…

— Karen Jones Gowen

“Ah-ha! On the stove was a cast-iron skillet. Perfect. Precisely how hard did you have to hit someone on the head to knock him…

— Linda Grimes

“These are the times when we aficionados of the gas stove know we are on the side of God.”

— Julie Powell