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“Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat.”

Joseph Heller

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“Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that…

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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.

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I’m cold,' Snowden said softly, 'I’m cold.' 'You’re going to be all right, kid,' Yossarian reassured him with a grin. 'You’re going to be…

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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“They think that they’re smart and that the rest of us are dumb.”

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“Captain Flume was obsessed with the idea that Chief White Halfoat would tiptoe up to his cot one night when he was sound asleep…

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“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.”

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“That was where he wanted to be if he had to be there at all, instead of hung out there in front like some…

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and…

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You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously,"…

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