"If you try to hit a grand slam,……" — Jon Stewart
"If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Grand Quotes
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one of 1,113 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I have no grand scheme.
— Dave Attell
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Maybe if they start playing new rock bands videos, then maybe but there is no point in a guy like…
— Sebastian Bach
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The only things in my life that compatibly exists with this grand universe are the creative works of the human…
— Ansel Adams
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When I love, I do it without counting. I give myself entirely. And each time, it is the grand love…
— Brigitte Bardot
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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done…
— Edward Abbey
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I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design…
— John Adams
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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
— Joseph Addison
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What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not…
— William Blake
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I hardly expected the grand jury to sustain me, after they saw everything different from what it had been while…
— Nellie Bly
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I think some of this fascination with the 'Arab Spring' is just a grand experiment with Israel's survival.
— John Bolton
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Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.
— Bono
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'Grand Theft Auto', in its deification of antisocial behavior, is where I heap the most of my scorn.
— Nolan Bushnell
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