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“Despite the fact that computer speeds are measured in nanoseconds and picoseconds - one billionth and one trillionth of a second, respectively - the smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.”

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The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

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I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

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From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a…

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I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The…

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.

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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

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The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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