Floor Quote by John McConnell

“Moving into the hallway, I make the mistake of looking down. The floor seems to drop out from under me, with nothing solid to…

— Graham McNamee

“I don't think anyone has ever pulled a chair out for me. It was weird. What did I do with my feet?”

— Nichole Chase

“Get me a real chair”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That’s just perfect. I hung up and crossed my arms over my chest. When your butt is permanently attached to a chair, the only…

— Ilona Andrews

“If my chair collapses under me right now, people will assume it's because I'm fat. But if your chair collapses under you, it's because…

— Lindy West

“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls just always get in the way.”

— Nobody Anonymous

“Sometimes you have to put your foot down. Sometimes you have to put it up their asses”

— Dancer Hauk from the League series

“I can stand on my own feet; I don't need any man's mahogany desk to prop me up”

— William Faulkner

“If you walk on stilts, you're still walking on your feet. If you sit on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting…

— Michel de Montaigne

“There I sit in the chair, with the lights off, in my red dress, hooked and buttoned. You can think clearly only with your…

— Margaret Atwood

“Is there super-glue on my floor? Is that why you’re still standing there?”

— Whitney Gracia Williams