Black Quote by John Green

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

— John Green

“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“In hind sight, telling him all strangers wanted to eat him wasn’t my finest hour. Having to explain to a bunch of crying children…

— Tara Sivec

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.

— John Green

You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks…

— Maryam Hafiz

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer…

— Bill Engvall

“My heart was pounding in my chest. I couldn't believe Rob didn't find it odd to meet Santa out there in the park late…

— Willow Rose

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt

“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was real, and…

— Rachel Cohn

“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting the sides…

— Ron Hansen