Fart Quote by John Barbirolli

I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more…

— Simon Helberg

Modern music is as dangerous as cocaine

— Pietro Mascagni

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

— Craig Benzine

But I can't really say there is too much modern music that I'm blown away by at this moment

— Duncan Sheik

This is music that will disturb your imagination and delight your heart-a rare combination.

— Jeremy Begbie

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics.

— Pietro Mascagni

It's still a mysterious thing, making music.

— Jim Kerr

“Humbledrum farted mournfully, three distinct notes.”

— Lev Grossman

All old music was modern once, and much more of the music of yesterday already sounds more old-fashioned than works which were written three…

— Peter Warlock

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.

— Peter Ustinov

The aggressive, energised, political, or even politicised, culturally aware music hasn't really existed [recently].

— Moby

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

— John Mortimer