Strip club Quote by Jody Wallace

“Rule one when you're working as a stripper, if a guy comes in with a lady, always make eye contact with her before you…

— C.M. Stunich

“Do the laws against sexual assault not apply to strippers? To girlfriends?”

— Patty Blount

I think attractive cops should make it clear they are not strippers sent by your buddies before they tase me.

— Danny Zuker

“One of my dinner companions invited me on a strip-club excursion. I demurred, spoiled by the erotic revues of Anhedonia, where the performers remain…

— Colson Whitehead

“If he’s the stripper, then who are you?” “I’m Cash Davenport. I own the club.”

— M. Leighton

“You could charm the pants off absolutely anyone," I told him quietly. He smirked. "I take it that means you like the idea?" "I…

— Samantha Young

“Striptease your mind; read an edgy romance.”

— Jerry Byrum

“No offense, but this is the strangest striptease I’ve ever seen. I don’t think you’re supposed to fold the clothes you take off.”

— Lisa Eugene

I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody else might…

— Diablo Cody

“If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you’ll stick out like a nun at a strip club.”

— Brodi Ashton

If your stripper name

— Kanye West

“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money…

— Susie Bright