Funny Quote by Danny Zuker

If they're going to get policewomen to jump me... I wish they'd get sexier ones..

— Yukiru Sugisaki

People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

— Luther Campbell

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.

— Ja Rule

It's funny how you bluffin them suckers. Only time S.P. is with the cops is in cuffs muh'fuckers and you should listen up the…

— D Block

“Look, nothing personal, guys, but you look like the top half of an S and M wedding cake. Cops don’t like people who look…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should…

— Bonnie McFarlane

If your stripper name

— Kanye West

I dont understand why strippers get mad when I tip with monopoly money, I mean...are those real tits? I dont think so.

— Anonymous

Yeah, I love them strippers

— 2 Chainz

Old friends you grew up with really can't trust em' and the cops is watching you so you really can't bust em'

— Lil B

I don't hang out with cops.

— Ian Rankin

Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould I hide

— Unknow