"Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds" — Joan Rivers
"Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds"
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Joan Rivers
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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All fat women look the same; they all look 42.
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Nobody wants a fat lead singer.
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I…
— Drew Barrymore
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat…
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I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think…
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
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