Vampires Obeyed Quote by Jim C. Hines Download Open image ““I was amused to note that even vampires obeyed the unwritten rules of elevator etiquette.”” — Jim C. Hines ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Elevator Etiquette Note Vampires Obeyed Unwritten Rules Elevator Vampires Obeyed
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“The system is like a vampire where you must give it permission to enter through your obedience.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
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“Very well. In answer to your first question, yes, I am a vampire.” Ella bounced in her seat. “Oh, my god. That is so… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.” — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“I don't know why I'm always surprised when vampires act as weird as ordinary humans. It's not like they gain the wisdom of the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Somewhat to my surprise, there were several polite golf claps. Vampires.” — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.” — Heather McVea Copy Share Image
“Maloney looked around my room and nodded like he approved of the extravagance surrounding him: the inch-thick carpet with its diamond designs, the half… — Craig Jones Copy Share Image
“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
...bookstores, libraries... they're the closest thing I have to a church. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
I like big books and I cannot lie. You other readers can’t deny That when a kid walks in with The Name of the… — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
Do you know why happily ever after is a lie?" Snow asked. "Because life is change. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit. [ Blog post, March 12, 2012 ]” — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
I've found that there's a pretty wide range of silly. I don't want to do outright parody, because I like keeping my own characters… — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“None of us live happily forever after. But we can choose to be happy today.” — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“A minimum of three and a half hours. Probably closer to five.” The vent’s valve mechanism was meant to be serviced from the other… — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“Trust is a choice. Actually, trust is more of a desperate, hopeful guess based on limited information.” — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
“Jeff [the werewolf] cocked his head and stared at me like I had just turned into a were-rabbit. Admittedly, this was a tremendous improvement… — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
That worked great! Thank you so much. What next?" "I don't know. I didn't expect you to live through it." "Oh. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image
Ive tried to write deep and serious. I spent years working to write a story that would make my writing group cry. — Jim C. Hines Copy Share Image