Geeks Quote by Jim Butcher

“Stupid Jimmy Ferris and his amazing mouth and penis. Who needed him? Not me, I could look after myself.”

— Kylie Scott

“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”

— Coco J. Ginger

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken

“It’s looks smaller, I know, The way I can make it even BIGGER, The Business!”

— Mayestron

“I’d never been into the whole geek thing before, but his lean body, thick, dark hair, and square-rimmed glasses did it for me. I…

— Santino Hassell

“Shit! I need to tell him about the other penises in my life.”

— B.J. Harvey

“Well, I guess we know now who has the biggest penis here.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Percy had shrunk to the size of a chihuahua and was perched on the kitchen table watching me make a bacon and egg pie.…

— Danielle Hawkins

“There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley