Quote by Jessica Park

“Fuck Twitter yo. I hate Twitter. I love Twitter. I need it to get through a day, but it is also systematically messing with…

— Gabourey Sidibe

“Twitter makes me like people I don't even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life”

— Chris Betcher

How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then !

— BasedGodKam

“…does not need Facebook, Twitter and Stumble Upon. She is a whole social media network all by herself.”

— Pandora Poikilos

Everybody follows what Twitter says. Everybody follows what Facebook says. Nobody dictates the situation for himself or herself.

— Inspectah Deck

Twitter is the PERFECT escape from all the Facebook foolishness.

— Billionaireb0i

“You are responsible for everything you TWEET and RETWEET.”

— Germany Kent

If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook.

— Lance Gross

“I have a strong aversion to Twitter, and yet there is a social obligation that forces me to pop in and spy on celebrities…

— Jessica Park

“Managing a combined deal between Facebook and Twitter was like trying to engineer simultaneous orgasm between a premature ejaculator and a frigid woman: nigh…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

“I like the way Twitter makes one be more concise. It looks like someone is saying sometthing wise”

— Ana Claudia Antunes

“It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana