Quote by Jerry Stahl Download Open image ““I did not mean to sodomize Dick Cheney.”” — Jerry Stahl ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Perhaps I was hosting my own personal sexual revolution. You know the kind that will not be televised.” — Sabrina Childress Copy Share Image
“I know he [Richard] went hunting. Maybe well get lucky, and he'll shoot himself in the head. Or maybe a buddy will pull a… — Karen Metcalf Copy Share Image
“Since I was pretty sure he was just an asshole and not a murdering asshole, I told him to suck my dick.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Some men are born sodomites, some achieve sodomy, and some have sodomy thrust upon them...” — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
“Okay, you're prone to moments of great dickdom, but you're not that bad.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“It was entirely possible I would sexually assault him if I got too close.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Oh, boy. Now you see what you've done, Monica Lewinsky, you stupid, stupid tart, I thought. Because of you, I have to explain to… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?” I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“This was, I sometimes thought, the last gift my father gave me. And the best: His death stood out as the supreme-o excuse for… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I think there's a phenomenon of people who want to be around something that seems "dangerous." It makes them feel more real. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I always figured I myself would never be lucky enough to die, I'd just live on and on in this increasingly dreary spiral. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“Not until I stopped doing drugs altogether did I feel like a man. Not until I walked out of that fire did I have… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“Not doing something crude right off is about as close as a guy like me ever gets to class.” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger. — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I always tell myself, when I remember the non-stop self-generated hell party that used to be my life, I wouldn't be here if I… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
My own theory is that people are just so desperate for somebody they can feel better than, in America. Now that everyone's going broke… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“...with enough rock in your system, you could hear every noise in the universe.” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of people are in love with stress. It's the dirty little secret of Western civilization. People often mistake stress… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“There are stories you don't want to tell, and there are stories that scald your brainpan right down to the tongue at the mere… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
