Quote by Jeph Jacques Download Open image ““What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”” — Jeph Jacques ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own back. — Geoffrey Bocca Copy Share Image
“I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop. No, I’ll use my index finger—and just to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp!” — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“(The only time making a fist around the fork helps is when you want to stab someone because he’s stealing your food. Now I… — John Elder Robison Copy Share Image
“What you did tonight was clever,” Wit said. “You turned an attack into a promise. The wisest of men know that to render an… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You could not fence with an antagonist who met rapier thrust with blow of battle axe.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. "You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned if I… — Susan Dennard Copy Share Image
“What is it with you people? Why are you all so stabby and kidnappy?” — Ashlee Nicole Bye Copy Share Image
“She practically threw the rapier into place, and drew the hunting knives without hesitation. My dear old friends. A wicked smile spread across her… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you… — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“All life isn't suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
