Time Quote by John Elder Robison

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...”

— Q Hayashida

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth...”

— Jena Morrow

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get…

— Anthony Ray Hinton

“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When…

— Margaret Atwood

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

“Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.”

— Neil Gaiman

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“With all these forks in the roads of our path, why do so many choose to take the knife?”

— Anthony Liccione

“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.”

— Kevin Ansbro