What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills,… — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you… — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
“All life isn't suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!” — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. — Jeph Jacques Copy Share Image
