Glasses Quote by Jenny Eclair Download Open image “I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.” — Jenny Eclair ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Glasses Short sighted Situation
I am very short-sighted but I don't wear my glasses as they give me a headache, so if everyone could just stand closer to… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I'm too short-sighted, too squeamish for contact lenses and too vain for glasses. — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I am shortsighted. I need glasses for watching movies or concerts. It's not a hipster affectation; I do have poor eyesight. This is how… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Short-sighted people are amorous. Sometimes just a stronger pair of glasses will cure an amorous man; and if someone had the power to imagine… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I have the most dreadfully appalling eyesight. I'm really shortsighted and have been since I was about five. I was the speccy girl with… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage.… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
A poor self-image is the magnifying glass that can transform a trivial mistake or an imperfection into an overwhelming symbol of personal defeat. — David D. Burns Copy Share Image
Putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look - just like a new hairstyle. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
My mom was an enthusiastic, positive, glass-is-half-full type of person and that is how I live my life and I owe that to her.… — Kliff Kingsbury Copy Share Image
I had always been scared of the unknown, and I think it had a lot to do with a lack of self-confidence (and wearing… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
I pound on the glass, screaming my head off. Everyone ignores me except for some Capitol attendant who appears behind me and offers me… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Beauty's a doubtful good, a glass, a flower, Lost, faded, broken, dead within an hour; And beauty, blemish'd once, for ever's lost, In spite… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
He decided then that he would love her forever no matter what came to pass. It was not so much a matter of deciding as accepting the inevitability of it. It made him feel better, though he felt perturbed, too, worried that this kiss was wrong. But from his point of view, at fourteen years old, their love was entirely… — David Guterson Copy Share
I decided to lock myself in. A forced segregation. Sabbatical. A retreat into myself. My selves. Play hide and go seek in the looking-glass. The mirror angled at the foot of my bed. Twisted reflections bouncing off into infinity. Obsessed with my image, the myriad of distored figurines who danced in front of me in rapid succession, every feature exaggerated,… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share
I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly. — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
A ship's engine far away on the water expands the summer-night horizon. Both joy and sorrow swell in the dew's magnifying glass. Without really… — Tomas Transtromer Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
