Barmaids Quote by Jenny Eclair

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that…

— Jenny Eclair

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

— Jenny Eclair

I don't think I'm successful.

— Jenny Eclair

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my…

— Jenny Eclair

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's…

— Jenny Eclair

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

— Jenny Eclair

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

— Jenny Eclair

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage.…

— Jenny Eclair

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

— Jenny Eclair

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

— Jenny Eclair

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything…

— Jenny Eclair

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

— Jenny Eclair