Quote by Les Dawson Download Open image ““He was so short-sighted that he wore braille socks.”” — Les Dawson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My skin was as bumpy as a book in Braille, confessing all I could not say. And his long, slender fingers read every word.… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Those clever hands began to smooth up and down my spine, one of his habitual gestures. He traced the indentations of my vertebrae with… — Zoë Sharp Copy Share Image
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for… — Haresh Daswani Copy Share Image
“She wondered whimsically if he wore those spectacles in a vain attempt to keep ladies from fainting at his feet.” — Amanda McCabe Copy Share Image
“In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man still lacks depth perception.” — Mike Whitworth Copy Share Image
“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man still lacks depth perception.” — Mike Whitworth Copy Share Image
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,'… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image