"My mother and my father have always supported……" — Jeff Dunham
"My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that."
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Jeff Dunham
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26 Quotes by Jeff Dunham
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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth,…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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I'm a geek to the bone.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that…
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