Mascots Quote by Jay Mohr Download Open image “If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.” — Jay Mohr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mascots Team
I guess if you're a professional mascot, you're doing it for the money, but a college mascot just wants to be out there. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Your mind dont match what your ass got but cheer up, you gotta be your own mascot. — J Cole Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I've been to many Games and Championships and the mascot plays a special part. It brings a certain energy to the event, to the… — Denise Lewis Copy Share Image
I see myself as a mascot for the kids who get beat down and don't feel like they belong — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
I think the only mascot that truly defeated me was Grizz of the Memphis Grizzlies. He threw a 'Kick Me' sign on my back.… — Robin Lopez Copy Share Image
If you're a cheerleader, people see you. If you're a mascot, you're just helping out. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
It sucks going from playing in front of a great fan base to a team with really no fan base at all. — Tommy Pham Copy Share Image
It's down to us to play, do our job and honour the shirt that we pull on, so as to ensure we send the… — Pepe Copy Share Image
The fans have been great to me. I don't think it's asking too much to have me sign something for them. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I do have a very, very big problem with someone who saw me coming and exploited me as a mascot. — Stella Vine Copy Share Image
Racism is not about hurtful words, bruised feelings, political correctness, or refusing to call short people 'vertically challenged.' Racism is about the power to… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The correct answer is the University Titans, the West Valley Eagles, the Central Valley Bears, the East Valley Knights, the Riverside Rams. The fact… — Matt Shea Copy Share Image
At least half the country thinks the mascot issue is insignificant. But I think it's indicative of the ways in which Indians have no… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Michigan State already has one of the coolest mascots in college football, but if Sparty ever needs a day off, Javon Ringer could do… — Javon Ringer Copy Share Image
It is dangerous to be an American Negro male. America has never wanted its Negroes to be men, and does not, generally, treat them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
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