Quote by Jasper Fforde Download Open image ““Got the rocket-propelled liquorice launcher handy?”” — Jasper Fforde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I checked out the wine. Screw cap. The greatest invention since fire.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leaned against a nearby chair, where… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Rocket: Have you ever wanted to just take something back? You know, something you said, something you did? Baby Doll: All the time.” — Zack Snyder Copy Share Image
“Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They’re equally fabulous.” — Emma Hart Copy Share Image
“I yelled for joy. We passed the bottle. The great blazing stars came out, the far receding hills got dim. I felt like an… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Not all gunpowder is for killing. I have a friend who makes the most amazing fireworks. And who---a little you--- spends all her time… — Liz Braswell Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to let on how much firing the gun had effected me, but it had certainly turned my nuts into giant epcot… — Ryan C. Thomas Copy Share Image
“And we were a box of fireworks. A sixty-gallon drum of gasoline. An unstable container of napalm. One spark, one look, was all it… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Sometimes your destiny takes you to dark places where you'd rather not be, but destiny, as they say, is destiny.” — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Whoever controls the supply of metaphor controls fiction! . . . Metaphor should be controlled. A glut on the market would make fiction overtly… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A sloppy half-Windsor is the first symptom of serial indolence' she replied in the patronizing voice that Yellows reserved for Rule-breakers, 'and ignoring the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
