Action Quote by James C. Collins

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

— Mark Twain

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

— Chinese Proverbs

The art of splitting hairs four ways. This is the department of useless techniques. Mechanical Avunculogratulation, for example, is how to build machines for…

— Umberto Eco

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

— Dave Barry

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

— Rohinton Mistry

I know a lot of people who're going through premature balding but they're so confident in their approach. However, there are some who do…

— Sunny Singh

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from…

— Bruce Robinson

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

— Greg Proops

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.

— Bion of Borysthenes

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

— Gail Porter

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

— Karl Pilkington