Quote by Jacqueline Woodson

“My mother was very beautiful once, too. Or so they tell me. Sitting”

— Suzanne Collins

“Mama always said . . . If it’s got tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.”

— Amy Metz

“Mama said if I didn't stop reading helpful quotes, she was going to come after me with a switch. I said I'd have to…

— Lisa Kleypas

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees,…

— Bauvard

“(Here’s a little tip for you: hips—and butts—are not safe topics with mamas.)”

— C.C. Payne

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

Well momma told me when I was young, said sit beside me my only son. now listen closly to what I say, and if…

— Shinedown

“I suck in my stomach and arch my back... There's really no attractive way for a woman to sit down.”

— Ashley Pullo

“While Mary brushed my pistachio silk carriage dress, Mama tugged the laces of my corset as tight as they would go. She grunted and…

— Susan Dennard

If my mama said not to do something, I didn't do it.

— Ruby Bridges