"There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family……" — Jack Handey
"There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike…
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you…
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I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog,…
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us…
— Joey Adams
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Tyranny and anarchy are never far apart.
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One of the great advantages of cremation - apart from all sanitary conditions - lies in the swift restoration to…
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Love is about mutual respect, apart from attraction.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Who apart from the gods is without pain for his whole lifetime's length?
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What goes on in Europe concerns us greatly because, if Europe comes apart, the E.U. comes apart, then you're going…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Apart from a period of crisis during my adolescence, when my voice was changing and I could not tame it…
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