"Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the……" — Jack Handey

Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the… - Jack Handey

"Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals."

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397 Quotes by Jack Handey

Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…

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More Cannibal Quotes

This quote is filed under Cannibal Quotes, one of 86 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

In '73 I photographed the cannibals in New Guinea. They treated me OK but they didn't make you feel relaxed...… — David Bailey
I hold that such a question can never arise except in a society of cannibals. — Ayn Rand
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. — Finley Peter Dunne
I think there will come a time when civilized people will look back in horror on our generation and the… — Dennis Weaver
One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during… — Robertson Davies
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam
Our enlightened posterity will look back upon us who eat oxen and sheep, just as we look upon cannibals. — William Winwood Reade
[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey… — Thomas Jefferson
It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle… — Mark Twain
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal. — Demetri Martin
Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting. Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his… — Richard E. Grant

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