"A Cannibal is a person who walks into……" — Morey Amsterdam
"A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter."
More Cannibal Quotes
- In '73 I photographed the cannibals in New Guinea. They treated me OK but they didn't make you feel relaxed...… — David Bailey
- I hold that such a question can never arise except in a society of cannibals. — Ayn Rand
- Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde
- Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. — Finley Peter Dunne
- I think there will come a time when civilized people will look back in horror on our generation and the… — Dennis Weaver
- One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets idly, looking like cannibals during… — Robertson Davies
- Our enlightened posterity will look back upon us who eat oxen and sheep, just as we look upon cannibals. — William Winwood Reade
- [I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey… — Thomas Jefferson
- It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle… — Mark Twain
- Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal. — Demetri Martin
- Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting. Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his… — Richard E. Grant
- The longer I live here, the better satisfied I am in having pitched my earthly camp-fire, gypsylike, on the edge… — James Lane Allen