Morey Amsterdam Quotes
- A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door
- Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.
- Even the police have an unlisted number.
- My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you…
- According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find…