"If you're pretty happy, but you have a……" — Jack Handey

If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always… - Jack Handey
"If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it? I'm going to go ahead and keep you in the "happy" category."

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