Chihuahua Quotes

30 quotes by 27 authors

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy… — Ted Allen
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are… — Jack Handey
I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign. — Christina Milian
It's so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then… — Jennifer Lawrence
If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it? I'm going… — Jack Handey
A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. — Jean Carroll
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. — Billiam Coronel
Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a… — Jose Mourinho
If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults.… — Joe Dante
It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little… — Elizabeth Perkins
When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and… — Rosario Dawson
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who… — Britt Ekland
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba
The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas. — Warren Buffett
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time. — Denis Leary
All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more… — Cesar Millan
Oh, the Irish were building the railroads down through Mexico, through Chihuahua. They finished the railroads when they finished out in the West Coast, and… — Anthony Quinn
Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized. — Rosemary Clement-Moore
I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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