Church Quote by Ilona Andrews

Jesus was a friend of women, the first and practically the last friend women had in the church.

— Uta Ranke-Heinemann

“How was church?” I asked. “I’m going to hell.” I shrugged like it was of no importance. “That’s good. You’d be lonely in heaven…

— Marshall Thornton

“school about it, and one of the girls said it reminded her of the Scripture in Hebrews 13 that says the bed of the…

— Julia C. Loren

I imagined that the priestly ceremony was perfect sanctification, and that the sin of sins was for either husband or wife to be false…

— Victoria Woodhull

“Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked. Genesis 3:7.”

— Jonny Cox

Christ . . . said that a man who had looked after a woman lustfully had sinned as much as the man who had…

— Bertrand Russell

“Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.”

— Yatin Patel

“My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Only cut off a buttock of each of those ladies,' said he,'and you'll fare extremely well; if you must go to it again, there…

— Voltaire

“She watched his other wife and their two children climb from the limousine & walk into the church.”

— Bernadette Marie

“Their church was far from the others, but they could be heard on Sunday, a half mile away, singing and dancing until they sometimes…

— Maya Angelou

“And then the priest came. I’d never allow this now, but in those days, you didn’t know what best practice was. In front of…

— The Guardian