Patience Quote by House MD

“No, not a prostitute. An ‘escort’ … An ‘Escort’ who’d meet me in a hotel room and do anything I asked in exchange for…

— Lauren Gallagher

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

— Bill Maher

“Hookers in whore houses awaiting drunkards at dawn who can't get it up. Broken sprung beds. Sulking, sagging and stained. Foreplay forgotten. Failed and…

— Harry Whitewolf

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I won’t have you calling me Miss Tuttle. That’s what the doc calls me. And the lady at the bank. One takes my temperature…

— Diane Lynn McGyver

“I'm a housewife and a prostitute, both of us living in the same body and doing a battle with each other.”

— Paulo Coelho's

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

— Anonymous

“That's what hookers get... ...”

— Deyth Banger

What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me.

— Sheila Jackson Lee

“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.”

— Flint Ory