Beer Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Funny
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place that aint… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I'd just sit with Dee Dee on the corner off of Queens Boulevard and drink and insult people and stuff. That's when I got kicked out of my house. My mother told me it was for my own good. — Joey Ramone Copy Share
I'd go into the pub and start crying even before I'd had my first drink. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
