Night Quote by Hilary Mantel

“We've only been sitting here forty minutes. I'm never at the morning table less than an hour and a half. I do some of…

— Dean Koontz

“You don’t get to sit in my living room unless you wipe your feet and chip in for the rum.”

— Elena Levon

“Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation.”

— Jewel E. Ann

“I have a special pair of poop shoes under my desk. Whenever I need to drop a deuce, I slip them on and scurry…

— Oprah Winfrey

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“You try to sit down at approximately the same time every day. This is how you train your unconscious to kick in for you…

— Anne Lamott

“And if you sat at the dinner table long enough, whether in punishment or in refusal or simply in boredom, you never stopped sitting…

— Jonathan Franzen

“As I sit on the number 42 bus heading south from Tooting Broadway towards Mitcham Common, I begin to feel very nauseous. I take…

— Ian C.P. Irvine

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I spat from the bowels a great bilge and burden for which daily tranquility depends.”

— Mark A. Putch

“I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to zero.”

— Kris Kidd

“My days keep getting shorter. When I’m a hundred, I’ll be going to bed before I get up.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun