Self destruction Quote by Kris Kidd

“I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom mirror from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to…

— Kris Kidd

“If I’m ninety and believe I’m forty-five, I’m headed for a very bad time trying to get out of the bathtub.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

“Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/ The truest room in the whole damn house.”

— Regina Spektor

“When I was your age, I made the most horrendous mistakes. And I enjoyed every minute of it. At least go out and get…

— Sarah Vaughn

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on the rim…

— Jarod Kintz

“I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?”

— Rachel Vincent

“My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

— Karin Gillespie

“When you hit thirty-five or forty, you know on one level that you are no longer the physical specimen you once were.”

— Harlan Coben

“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.”

— C.M. Stunich

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“These spinning rooms leave us with so much to ponder, so much to remember, nothing left to regret. It doesn’t matter how we began,…

— D.E. Eliot

“I can go from zero to studying in less than 60 seconds!”

— Rory Gilmore