“Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over. “That’s fine,” I said, “but Santa’s also… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In boxing, you get hit, it's painful, then you sit on the stool when the adrenaline is gone and you feel that… — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
Retirement security is often compared to a three-legged stool supported by Social Security, employer-provided pension funds, and private savings. — Sander Levin Copy Share Image
“It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About "The Da Vinci Code” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Wages, investments, and home values are the three legs of the economic stool for most Americans. — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Self-will so ardent and active that it will break a world to pieces to make a stool to sit on. — Richard Cecil Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I never use a piano stool. I always use a drum stool. Because I feel that when you're down there, you're playing… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
Now, we love our auto industry. But if we had worked harder on diversifying this economy long ago, then if one of… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
The first time someone I loved left me behind...I didn't know how my family would balance. We had been such a sturdy… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I think when you're just counting on your voice, you actually need double the energy. I find myself acting out the scenes… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
I think that, especially among conservatives, there's a clear understanding that there are three legs to the conservative stool. There are the… — John Bolton Copy Share Image
I have a three-legged milk stool in my office perched on top of a cabinet. It is a great symbol for how… — Larry H. Miller Copy Share Image
In front of the coffee tablethere is a neon-pink stump stool, which I bought because my friend Amanda Brooks told me that… — Lauren Santo Domingo Copy Share Image
For the best part of my childhood I visited the local library three or four times a week, hunching in the stacks… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I went from a playing in a bar on a bar stool for free beer and tip money, where people weren't paying… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
But unfortunately, in my unrelenting drive to get back on that drum stool, the major casualty in all of it was that… — Rick Allen Copy Share Image
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
