Doctors Quote by Henry Jay Przybylo

My mom has been calling me Peep my whole life. That's how I got the name.

— Lil Peep

When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'

— Robert Schimmel

Urologists don't know shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don't know they have.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I call things 'wee' when they're not even that small.

— Dylan Llewellyn

My friends called me 'Squirmin' Sherman' because I was so disgusting, of course.

— Sarah Sherman

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

— Groucho Marx

The [sexual harassment] situation has gotten so out of hand that, in 1993, in one of the first British cases, a plumber was fired…

— Camille Paglia

I always was fascinated by neat nicknames.

— Steve Sabol

For years my nickname was 'Bum.'

— Jack Hemingway

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some…

— Mike Birbiglia

“The dandelion was long popularly known as the 'pissabed' because of its supposed diuretic properties, and other names in everyday use included 'mare's fart',…

— Bill Bryson