Cynic Quote by Helen Rowland

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

— Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

— Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the…

— Helen Rowland

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

— Helen Rowland

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not…

— Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

— Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

— Helen Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through…

— Helen Rowland

“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".”

— Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland