Assholes Quote by Heather Chapple

“I wanted to tell them that the reason they get hounded by their women is because they truly care about the world we live…

— Ad Hudler

“So I guess she flies all over the world and meets all kinds of men. But you know what they say—there's no one like…

— Richard Uhlig

“You’re the most infuriating woman I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet.”

— Pippa DaCosta

“You think I could meet the most amazing person and not know how I could see her again?”

— Nicole Gulla

“And I've never met a woman who stays grumpy, negative, or unresponsive to a man when he is loving, caring, and highly honoring her.”

— Lisa Vrzalik

“Sometimes it seems every woman I meet is more than a match for me.”

— Leif Enger

“The greatest men are the ones that realize they are not.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I'm impressed when men go the distance to show they give a damn. That says nothing about the woman and everything about the man.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

“You two are the most in-love not-dating people I’ve met.”

— Kasie West

“Lovers who have lived a lifetime together have the luxury of never having to say anything new.”

— Monique Truong

“It’s funny how even when you’ve lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.”

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“THE SINGLE WOMAN SAYS: No matter how attractive a person’s potential may be…you have to date their reality.”

— Mandy Hale